What sort of Pie am I today?
 

Okay, so I've been encouraged to decide what sort of Pie I am, on a regular basis.

Yesterday, I was little individual blueberry pies, two of them.
Today, I am pumpkin pie.
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Pie?

Waitress:

Jenna: I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel

Jenna: Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust
Jenna: I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana.
Jenna: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course

What a cute thread Pie. Can't wait to see what sort of pie you are tomorrow!

blackberry, just because we had some last night

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought the exact same thing. I loved the pies she made in that movie.

"Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Vanilla soup
A double scoop please
Maybe I want, maybe I want
Maybe I'll have
The Tutti-Fruit, with Fruity Bleu Cheese
Ah, but porcupine pie porcupine pie porcupine pie
It weaves its way through my dreams!

Even though it may sound a little strange,
You have to eat it with gloves, or your hands will turn green..."

One of my favorite Neil Diamond songs.

Today, I am a deep-dish apple pie, with a slice of cheddar cheese.
(And a cup of coffee.)

:yum: Then today you are deeeeeeeeeeeeee-lishus!

I am Percocet Pie. I am expensive and require a prescription.

tomorrow I will be Remorse Pie.

I soon hope to be well enough to be banana cream pie OR lemon meringue.

I could make you a nice lemon merangue pie. Might not make the plane trip too well though.

[extract from On Food, by Hilaire Belloc]
... In Massachusetts all the way
From Boston down to Buzzards Bay
They feed you till you want to die
On rhubarb pie and pumpkin pie,
And horrible huckleberry pie,
And when you summon strength to cry,
"What is there else that I can try?"
They stare at you in mild surprise
And serve you other kinds of pies. ...

would you believe me if I said I was Humble Pie today?

huckleberry. Nice and thick, sticky, warm please.....oh...sorry..we were to be talking about pies. Yes, huckleberry.

What does a huckleberry taste like? I don't think I've ever even seen one.