Nickelback fans, lyric clarification needed...
 

Husband and I are disagreeing on what we are hearing in the 'All the Right Reasons' song, "Rockstar".

Nickelback:
I wanna be great like Elvis, without the tassles.
Hire eight bodyguards who love to beat up assholes.
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free.

THEN...Billy Gibbons says something:

I think it's:
I'll have the quesadilla, ha-ha! (it fits with what it looked like on the video)
Husband thinks it's:
I'll have the quesadilla, on the house!

Which is it, or are we both wrong?
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I'll have the quesadilla, ha-ha!

You are correct ;)

Oh, he won't be very happy to hear that. :D

Actually, if you check the lyrics online it says

So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, on the house)

The song performed live and the video version have different lyrics so you are both right - now kiss and make up :D

Lyrics online are bs most of the time I have found