| Shawnee123 |
01-09-2008 10:22 AM |
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Originally Posted by Cloud
(Post 422784)
wait . . . they got back together?!!
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Oh for pete's sake. Maybe it's my lack of perseverance that keeps me from a successful relationship...dude mails me a cow head and I'm out of there.
Quote:
Originally Posted by msnbc
Fife, 31, of Hunker, was sentenced Friday to a program for first-time offenders in which he must complete two years of probation and 50 hours of community service. If he successfully finishes the program, his record will be cleared.
Fife and his wife, who have a young child, later reconciled, Hilles said
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Judge: Mr Fife, is this the first time you've mailed an animal's cranium to a spouse?
Fife: Yes sir.
Judge: OK, you're sentenced to 50 hours of picking trash out of the ditch. Court is adjourned.
Mrs Fife: I love you, you cowhead sending freakazoid.
Mr Fife: I love you too, you cheating witch.
Baby Fife: I don't stand a chance. :headshake |
