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LJ 01-09-2008 09:17 PM

Who wants to hear a good story?
 
do you?

monster 01-09-2008 10:16 PM

might....

ZenGum 01-09-2008 10:19 PM

Once upon a time there were three bears.


Now, there are millions.

monster 01-09-2008 10:43 PM

Once upon a time there were three sloths

....

Crimson Ghost 01-09-2008 11:06 PM

And slowly, their numbers increased.

Aliantha 01-09-2008 11:38 PM

where is the fucking story??!!?

NoBoxes 01-10-2008 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 423052)
Once upon a time there were three sloths

....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 423062)
And slowly, their numbers increased.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 423070)
where is the fucking story??!!?

Well, yes, that IS how their numbers increased. Did you want the sordid details?

Crimson Ghost 01-10-2008 03:21 AM

It would seem that way.

You see, when a mommy sloth and a daddy sloth love each other very much, they give each other a "special hug"....

classicman 01-10-2008 11:32 AM

...with more than just their arms. The hug with their whole bodies

ZenGum 01-10-2008 11:36 AM

"ooohh yeah, more, ohhh yeah harder! Ohhh faster! Ohh god yes, faster! FASTER!!! I SAID FASTER YOU STUPID USELESS TWERP!!!!" [/lady sloth]

Link is NSFW. Mostly because you'd be really embarrassed to have to explain to your IT manager why you were watching it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp3HYc-VNAE

Aliantha 01-10-2008 04:07 PM

Of course I want all the sordid details. Geez NB, haven't you learned anything about me since I've been here? ;)


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