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lumberjim 03-06-2008 10:19 PM

when is bigger not better?
 
food:

the giant hamburger does NOT look yummy. It looks like fun, but I wouldn't want to eat it.


what else?

HungLikeJesus 03-06-2008 10:30 PM

SUV's have been sold under the myth that they are safer than sedans.

lushchocolateswirl 03-07-2008 12:25 AM

when an animal falls on your head?:D

DucksNuts 03-07-2008 04:48 AM

wardrobes.....when you are moving the bastards.

oh...and fridges that dont fit in the little fridge spot in the kitchen

glatt 03-07-2008 07:35 AM

Most foods are better when they are smaller. The bigger they are, the tougher they are. This applies to vegetables, seafood, and livestock.

monster 03-07-2008 07:54 AM

Tumors.

binky 03-07-2008 08:36 AM

My ass

LabRat 03-07-2008 08:43 AM

Debt.

monster 03-07-2008 09:07 AM

vaginas


smoothmoniker 03-07-2008 09:41 AM

Gravitational Constants.

Cicero 03-07-2008 05:56 PM

Vagina comment @monster: That depends on whether you are making one or having one.


Pool tables. 9 foot tables are great but Snooker tables suck!!
How frustrating.

Oh and debt. And facial pores.

Yznhymr 03-08-2008 12:09 AM

Your personal proctologist wins the world's largest knuckle award?

Flint 03-08-2008 12:12 AM

cock

Flint 03-13-2008 12:53 PM

when is bigger not better?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 438397)
The bed rails that I didn't cut too short are too long.

Happily, too long is a much easier problem to deal with. But it is irritating, as I thought the bed was finished.


BigV 03-13-2008 01:41 PM

Blood pressure, especiallay diastolic pressure. Normal: 105 +-5

Yesterday at doctor office (wait. today is thu... ) Tuesday at dr office:

106/54.

omg. lowest bp in many years.


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