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xoxoxoBruce 04-13-2008 02:28 PM
What Future for the Four Year Old?
 
From Denver.
Quote:
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
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His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.

binky 04-13-2008 02:31 PM
Holy shit

Trilby 04-13-2008 02:33 PM
wtf is wrong with this woman?

Westside Ballers--no contest.

Lena 04-13-2008 03:31 PM
I bet he'll join some other gang when he grows up

xoxoxoBruce 04-13-2008 03:33 PM
Or become a lawyer/politician.

Cloud 04-13-2008 04:30 PM
star crossed lovers, apparently

SteveDallas 04-13-2008 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 445581)
Or become a lawyer/politician.
Like the Bar Association, the Republican Party, and the Democratic Party aren't gangs??:eyebrow:

ferret88 04-14-2008 07:44 AM
Sounds like a (contemporary) sequel to Romeo and Juliet...

ferret88 04-14-2008 07:44 AM
(well, except that they died at they end...)

Cloud 04-14-2008 08:43 AM
the day is still young

Elspode 04-14-2008 08:47 AM
The kid will want to rebel against his parents, so he'll probably become deacon of his church and work at a bank.

SteveDallas 04-14-2008 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 445761)
The kid will want to rebel against his parents, so he'll probably become deacon of his church and work at a bank.
Probably!
Somebody said, people spend their lives trying to be exactly like their parents... or the exact opposite of their parents.

monster 04-14-2008 10:01 AM
He should probably join Delta Zeta.

Happy Monkey 04-23-2008 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by ferret88 (Post 445745)
Sounds like a (contemporary) sequel to Romeo and Juliet...
West Side Story...

Dingleschmutz 04-23-2008 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferret88 (Post 445746)
(well, except that they died at they end...)
A blaxican member of the Crips or West Side Ballers? What makes you think that this kid is going to live any longer than Romeo and Juliet did? Just switch the poison pills at the end of R&J with some crack rocks.


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