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xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2008 02:23 PM

OMG.... it's water
 
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Two signs on the doors leading from the visitors' clubhouse at U.S. Cellular Field to the first-base dugout read, "NO BOTTLED WATER ON THE BENCH."

What's this? Athletes can't drink water? Even in the humid Chicago summers?

Here's the explanation I got:

Gatorade is Major League Baseball's "official sports drink." So instructions were sent that no player could be seen drinking anything but Gatorade in the dugout. Not even Aquafina, which is the "official water" of MLB. Not even bottles of water with the labels removed.

White Sox clubhouse personnel said if players take bottled water onto the bench, all the bottled water will be removed from the clubhouse as punishment.

So remember, the biggest threat to baseball isn't steroids or HGH or amphetamines or runaway ticket prices or four-hour games.

It's water.
This article from NJ.com is crazy. What a terrible example MLB is setting. :(

Undertoad 04-24-2008 03:34 PM

I'm suspecting the reporter doesn't have their facts straight. When I worked the Eagles' sidelines, everything was served in Gatorade *cups* but in those cups was mostly just plain old water. That's probably what they're enforcing, what the water is held in, not what they actually drink.

lookout123 04-24-2008 03:35 PM

that sounds most likely UT. Most athletes I know won't touch gatorade anymore.

sweetwater 04-24-2008 03:55 PM

I, of course, immediately think, No bottled water, eh? Well how about I freeze it and then peel the bottle off? Whatcha gonna do? But perhaps drinking it from a Gatorade cup is the more peaceful solution.

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2008 03:55 PM

The sign doesn't say no water, it says no bottled water. The issue isn't what they drink, but what they project to the viewers (especially kids) that they are drinking.

Elspode 04-24-2008 09:49 PM

*Everything* is about the money. *Everything, everywhere, without exception*.

Its so goddamn depressing.

Flint 04-24-2008 09:55 PM

Idiocracy, anyone? In the future, the crops were dying because they water them with "Brawndo (the thirst mutilator)" . . . because it has electrolytes . . . which is what plants crave . . . (because the Brawndo corpoation had purchased the FDA) . . .

I've always said that Idiocracy represents the state of things NOW, not 500 years in the future.

Shawnee123 04-25-2008 08:52 AM

Water. How long has that been around? The early cave baseball teams drank water.

We've bastardized our best element!

xoxoxoBruce 04-25-2008 11:38 PM

Yeah, but think of what fish did in that water. :unsure:

Agent-G 04-28-2008 12:54 AM

marketing at its finest

lookout123 04-28-2008 12:11 PM

I'm confused about why this is a big deal. The league has an advertising deal with a company. The company would certainly have included a clause in the contract to prevent any visual evidence of players using a competing product. Seems to make sense to me.

xoxoxoBruce 04-28-2008 12:40 PM

How much did Aquafina pay to be the "offical water" of MBL, only to be excluded from any broadcasts?

lookout123 04-28-2008 12:57 PM

Obviously not enough. I don't know what their contract says, but most likely they paid enough to use the MLB symbol on their bottles that they sell to the public. If they wanted exclusive visual image rights they'd have had to pony up a bazillion more pesos most likely.

I'm not saying it's right, but I'm sure that the marketing guys for each company knew exactly what they were getting.

20 years ago Walter Payton was fined for wearing a Puma (IIRC) headband under his helmet because the NFL had a different sponsor than Payton did. Different contracts, different prices, different rights.

xoxoxoBruce 04-28-2008 01:06 PM

Which goes to prove that MLB is a for profit corporation and should be treated as such.
National game? Only the taxpayers are being played.

Cicero 04-28-2008 01:07 PM

Just another reminder of the movie "Idiocracy". "Gatorade, it has what plants crave."

Watch it. Watch the movie. When you see it, rent it!! Hilarious!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/


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