fartiquette
 

sometimes i float a little tester just to see what the potency is. If it's bad, I'll have to go outside and break like the wind, or crop dust the salesmen in the skybox(communal 'office' that the salesmen share)...but if there's no 'flavor'......i'll float the air biscuit, and then spray a quick puff of Lysol Fresh Linen to mask it.......

why have i posted this? it's because i'm sitting here with jinx....chatting with zipy and UT...and my tester was potent....and I don't want to get up and deal with it....so i'm dealing with the bubbles of gas rolling around inside me going "glurb, gaglerb, guhlureb, glub."


you?

Thanks for sharing!

I have one of those Aeron chairs at work, which is great, but there's no cushion for absorbency, blasts just go straight through the mesh you sit on.

Isn't that good though? If you control the release at least you won't have it roll up your butt crack and blatt out unexpectedly?

that gives me a douche chill

I say share the wealth with everyone.

Let 'er rip.