I got excepted!
 

"No, not you." They said.

I'm exceptional!

No exceptions.

I was expected, so I'm okay.

It's better than being expectorated, I suppose.

Or expectant.

I've been excerpted before.

exorcised or exercised - I forget now?

One of the dumbass managers at my work wrote me an email to tell me that a vendor's solution was "not exceptable."

I got excepted too.

Years ago I applied to work at Whole Paycheck/Foods who employ everyone regardless or race/religions/skin color etc...but aparently they make exceptions for people with "non-human" hair coloring. Pierce your face all you like, and dye your hair jet black with lemon streaks... but purple... uh-huh. The didn't even ask if it was organic. They said they really wanted me and would be able to employ me if I wore I hat. I said %@^&*$@#&#@#

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