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HungLikeJesus 07-18-2008 11:32 AM

Participatory Shin Experiment
 
Here's a fun experiment I'd like everyone to try.

Go bang your shin against something solid, like the edge of a wrought iron coffee table or your desk or the corner of your garage. Alternatively, whack it with a baseball bat or lead pipe.

Give it a few good smacks and report back on the experience.

glatt 07-18-2008 11:35 AM

Just a sec, I'm pushing a sharpened pencil into my cornea at the moment. I'll do the shin thing after.

Griff 07-18-2008 11:37 AM

I have a 1976 vintage aluminum bat divot in my left shin. I'm going to opt out of future research.

HungLikeJesus 07-18-2008 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 470012)
I have a 1976 vintage aluminum bat divot in my left shin. I'm going to opt out of future research.

It sounds like you borrowed money from the wrong guys.

lookout123 07-18-2008 11:39 AM

i'll see your shin experiment and raise you 28 kicking feet for a couple hours each week.

Sundae 07-18-2008 11:50 AM

You know what?
Just seeing the title of this thread made me wince. I opened it hoping that my fears would be allayed. I forgot. This is the Cellar.

I have to say, shin injuries are nasty, but nothing clouds the vision like a good old whang on the knee. The temporary pain from even a minor collision is completely out of proportion to the actual injury and literally blinding. The whole body shrieks in sympathy.

I've stopped a car with my lower leg (still have numb spots on the calf) so I decline to participate in your experiment in case I wreck the curve.

lookout123 07-18-2008 11:55 AM

wince?

Undertoad 07-18-2008 11:58 AM

I have a heavy desk I could crunch my knee into for a while.

HungLikeJesus 07-18-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 470031)
I have a heavy desk I could crunch my knee into for a while.

That's next Friday's experiment. Try not to get ahead of the lessons.

HungLikeJesus 07-18-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 470028)
wince?

I think just seeing the still image was sufficient.

Is this what you do for several hours each week?

TheMercenary 07-18-2008 12:53 PM

Did that last fall. Only I hit it with a missed axe swing while chopping wood in the back yard for our out door fireplace.

lookout123 07-18-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 470039)
I think just seeing the still image was sufficient.

Is this what you do for several hours each week?

I play soccer for several hours each week. well, when not prevented by injury anyway. That was an especially gruesome injury that could have been prevented. It actually whipped the soccer/football community into a bit of a frenzy.

HungLikeJesus 07-18-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 470053)
Did that last fall. Only I hit it with a missed axe swing while chopping wood in the back yard for our out door fireplace.

And now they call you Stumpy?

That sounds painful. Did you post pictures?

TheMercenary 07-18-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 470079)
And now they call you Stumpy?

That sounds painful. Did you post pictures?

I don't think I was on the cellar at the time, anyway, in my early days on the cellar I don't anyone here would have settled for anything less than total amputation.

:D

spudcon 07-18-2008 03:00 PM

In the early days of the Cellar, they had to push their mice two miles uphill in the snow to post a reply.


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