Please Welcome Jarfmon
 

New user Jarfmon is one of my oldest friends. He is, in fact, my brother without common blood. He, like most of us, has a very interesting life, but is probably reticent to spell it all out.

I hope that we can all give him the kind of support and input that we provide to each other, despite the fact that he is new.

LJ...would you please break him in by telling him to eat a dick?

Zippy...would you please send him the titty picture url?

I need loldwellar fodder here...... you aint no-one til you've been lolled.....

(NSFW preferred :D)

(welcome, Barfmom)

Welcome! Now, do push ups!!!

how about a nice quiz instead?

1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.


2. How often do you change your sheets?


3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?


4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?


5. What color is the number 2?


6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?


7. crimson or clover?


8. Where's the beef?


9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?


10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?


good luck. no pressure.

oh...and.....

eat a dick, n00b

welcome Jarf.

Elspode is nice so I am sure all his friends are too.

Welcome to the Cellar, Jarfmon :) Pull up a stool, grab a beer.

THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Are you sexy?

More pertinent question - are you here?

Exactly!

Better thread Idea: Where is Jarfmon?

Show yourself Jarfmon! Step right up to the microphone and tell us ... all about it!
[welcome]

Hey, I got him to sign up. Now, we'll see if he participates. :p

If we haven't already scared him away lol.

I was in a drunken haranguing mood last night, so I drunkenly harangued him into signing up while I was talking to him on the phone. He may have been just trying to placate me. :blush:

You've probably all scared him off by now. :cool:

Well, he has no idea what he's missing!