Cellar tag lines
 

You can do different. Any ideas?

My current sig line on the ng's promotes Cellar as "Because you need some brain food."

Ridiculous Suggestions:

Go through a variety of emotions in just one sitting

A well-organized army of talking heads

Our barks are worse than our bites

The Cellar: where the emperor gets new threads.

Re: Cellar tag lines
 

I dunno.. I thought it was funny. :)

The Cellar: an attempt to organise the ignorance of the community and to elevate it.

-- stolen from Oscar Wilde

(They can't be too long... the current one is too long.)

Post and give yourself your own reason to return

It's all about you! And you and you and you and me

Patiently awaiting the dot-org bubble

As addictive as nicotine, as nutritious as mother's milk

Free wth registration: a bunch of people to talk to

Trolls, morons and spammers will be shot on sight

The Cellar: addictive as nicotine; enriching as mother's milk.

Done!

oops! we got the punctuation wrong.

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The Cellar: addictive as nicotine; enriching as mothers' milk.

and it looks best with a period, or dot, at the end to close the thought, even if it is a sentence fragment. The verb "is" being implied.

I really really <b>really</b> liked "patiently awaiting the dot-org bubble"... :)

These little humorisms have a short shelf life, at best. So, it's good for everyone interested to keep thinkin' and postin' new ideas and comments here to keep the tag line fresh.

Done. "Dot-org bubble" will be next then. Nic, remind me when this one is too old...

Hahaha.. me likes

An oasis in the desert of cluelessness

Welcoming everyone except the intolerably irritating since 1990



My favorite web site tag line of all time is from The Straight Dope. Of course we'd never stoop to "borrowing" it: "Fighting ignorance since 1973 (it's taking longer than we thought)"

Fighting and ignorant since 1990. ;)