What's bumming your stone today?
 

That would be, what exactly?

if there were just more threads that i could relay my frustrations on.....

I think that's what the cellar really needs. more whining and crying about personal trifles. It gives it such a real feeel. so very.......uhm......real.

my ingrown toenail this, my mean boss that....my stupid abusive spouse the other thing......

i

just



cant

get

enough of it.


moar.


plz

I like this thread better.

I think a better question would be "who's stoning your bum?".

The inchling got all Zany Man on me and head butted me in the lip. Accidentally.

FYI, it doesn't bleed any less if it's accidental. There's a pun lurking in there.

Ah! The origin of the phrase "Bleeding lip conservative". :D

Ack!! My husband just told me this morning he "volunteered" me to watch a coworker's 6 yr old for "just 4 hours" tomorrow while they work some OT. Nevermind that after the last time we agreed never again. this kid is one of those kids that seems sweet, then spends the whole time chasing my already timid dog around, not trying to be mean, but totally freaking him out.

Charge your husband for your time. Seriously. I'd say $20/hr is fair. Then spend that money selfishly on yourself.

Also, can you tell the 6 year old to stop chasing the dog, or does "watching" the kid not include use of authority?

Good idea Glatt. And yes Shawnee I can (and did, last time tell her about 10 times an hour, to stop -apparently not a word she hears at home!) My problem is that I don't know her Mom very well and don't want to upset her(the Mom) although that might get me out of "volunteering" again. PLus I don't think I can fix 6 years of lax parenting in 4 hours.

Re-direct...with twinkies!

lol

Speaking of lax, just give her some chocolate (whoops, that was Exlax?). That should keep her busy.

actually I was thinking of taking them for donuts- right before Mom picks her up :evil2:

LMAO HLJ and I mean for real I spit hot tea all over my desk

Right! a liberal is just a conservative who hasn't been head-butted yet.:eek: