Who's pissing on your chips today?
 

Who?

No-one. today was good :)

illogical people at work

Oh there are people annoying me today, but they're not pissing on my chips. they really belong on the fly/ointment thread, but i'm too lazy to post there too

Fuckin' chipmunk somehow got into our room while we were sleeping. Woke us up when it crawled across our faces. I chased it out a window with a broom, but now I'm a little too wired to fall back asleep.

I think it's time to do something about all the chipmunks around here. And find out how it got in.

glatt, I hope it wasn't rabid.

We had a chipmunk get in our house once. They sure do get excited.

Well, it didn't bite either of us.

It seemed to be attracted to the light. Kept climbing into my bedside table lamp. I don't think chipmunks can see well in the dark. So I used a broom to chase it and a flashlight to light a path to the window. Seemed to work. It was tired by the time it crawled up the wall and out the window slowly.

Awww, I wish I had a chipmunk in my bedroom, they are sooooo cute

Kinky.

glatt, you really made me laugh. a chipmunk, huh? Are you sure?

People, don't be like glatt. Don't let an unannounced nocturnal chipmunk ruin your day. Look on the Bright Side! At least he didn't ask for three-fifty.

Gawddamn Loch Ness monsta always wantin' three-fifty.

An issue that, tellingly, McCain AND Obama are both silent on.

Chipmunk haz ur keyz

yer on a roll this morning Bri.

Did you get a good night's sleep? I got maybe 4 hours. 3 of them good.

And the chipmunk thing is weird. This neighborhood is not balanced ecologically. A year or two ago, we had dozens of bunny rabbits living in our neighborhood. Then some foxes took over for a while and the bunnies were gone, and now there's an explosion of chipmunks.

So how did the Chipmunks overpower the foxes.

Seriously, Glatt, be afraid. Be very afraid. Chipmunks that can defeat foxes can defeat YOU! And they know where you live!