The Spanish Inquisition
 

(I've translated for you, because I knew you weren't expecting it....)

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
2. Can you touch your toes?
3. Which sport do you play most often?
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
8. What is your favorite color?
9. Do you have a passport?
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?

1. None.
2. Yes.
3. Soccer.
4. Way too long.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. Extremely.
8. Don't have a favorite, I don't play favorites like that.
9. Yes.
10. Army Issue.
11. I don't think I've ever purchased a holiday souvenir.

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
One, currently, but never liked the name due to past associations.

2. Can you touch your toes?
Sure. . . . can't everyone?

3. Which sport do you play most often?
Sport? uh . . . does belly dance count? how bout kitty steeplechase?

4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
about a week

5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
YES!

6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
Yes, I did.

7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Rarely watch comedy stuff, so I wouldn't know.

8. What is your favorite color?
blue/purple

9. Do you have a passport?
it's in the mail

10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
so rarely do I wear actual panties. Wore a slip and pantyhose to work today though, so -- black and tan.

11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
(puzzles over idiom) You mean vacation souvenir? Chinese silver jewelry from the Folk Art Festival in Santa Fe.

None
Yes
Racquetball
1 week
Bottle or pub tap
Yes
Half the time
Red
Yes
Black
Gold Hibiscus flower earrings from Panama for my mother.

Oh and by the way, I was expecting you.

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
Two. Neither are friends, work contacts

2. Can you touch your toes?
Yes. I'm fat but I'm limber

3. Which sport do you play most often?
The lottery

4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
So long I can't remember

5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Nicest in pint glasses. From the pub tap would be too gassy. Cans is acceptable, bottles too small.

6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
Nope. At work at the time. Didn't get to a tv until after it hit.

7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Only available on satellite here - have never seen a whole episode.

8. What is your favorite color?
Black or red for clothes. Pink for almost everything else. Green for sweets - I love the flavour green.

9. Do you have a passport?
Yes, but I have no idea where it is!

10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Pink

11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
Crikey - I've only had cut-price holidays recently, so I guess is was a statue of Anubis from Egypt in 2001.

Bwahahahaha
I used to call it Mad Cat Scramble when it didn't involve me, Hannibal Over the Alps when it did (how can such tiny cats be so heavy?)

Kitty Steeplechase is better!
'cept only have one now means it's only ever Kamikaze Death Attack these days :(

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
One! She dated my cousin in middle school and I haven't liked any of his girlfriends since.
2. Can you touch your toes?
Yep!
3. Which sport do you play most often?
"wait to see how long it takes me to write the paper before I break down and do it"a-thon, very specialized sport, that one
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
Last month, chinese with my aunt, mom, and other cousin
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Never is ALWAYS an option. :)
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
No, I missed it by seconds as I changed classes
7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no...more no than yes recently
8. What is your favorite color?
Currently I'd say minty green, but it changes all the time
9. Do you have a passport?
No, I've neve been outside the country (because canada doesn't really count)
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Nekkid! I haven't gotten dressed yet :D
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
I got a little backpack to carry my pants around the last time I went to Knoebols (I wore pants and shorts that day, so once it got hot out, I took the jeans off and didn't want to carry them)

How many people do you know named Claudia? One, mom's friend from HS
Can you touch your toes? Yes
Which sport do you play most often? Basketball
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? A year?
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) A bottle, a can, a glass, a keg, the pub tap, or off the floor
\Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? Yes
What is your favorite color? Green
Do you have a passport? No
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) White
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Probably some pumpkin kind of thing?

Shawnee are those colour-coded as to which ones are true?
PS - you know perfectly well what Monster means by holiday :)

Heee...

The beer one is beer colored. The green one is, well, green. Pumpkin is orange...etc.

Some I couldn't assign a color.