celebrities I would intentionally leave stranded with no toilet paper
 

Gimme a minute and I'll come up with someone...

Pauly Shore
Rush
Motley Cru
Axel Rose
50 Cent
PDiddy

Carrot Top
Kathy Griffin

None, that would be unfair... I would offer them a choice. ;)

Gilbert Gottfried (well, we'll use the term celebrity loosely) so his ass can be as irritated from the lack of TP as my head is from his voice.

Oh I like this one!
I don't even have to worry about karma because I've paid my dues already (I always, always have a napkin or tissue on me now!)

Let's see...
Obviously I can't include the people I wanted to be taken out (of their jobs presenting).

Heather Mills - just because she is such a moaner!
Mariah Carey - be a dose of reality for her
Jude Law - because I think he's up his own arse anyway
Sir Alex Ferguson - because he's a bully

With all of the above, I'd skip really happily away, giggling to myself like the time I pulled a freaky face in the back row of our CEO's leaving photo. Hahahaha.

Yennifer Lopez
Paris Hilton & Entourage
Nicole Ritchie
Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Madonna
Tom Cruise
Lindsay Lohan and Company

The whole Bush administration.
Everyone Bri mentioned.
Dr. Phil
Oprah
Rachel Ray*
Deepak Chopra


*she's really not that bad, just waaay over-marketed

All of the last three, except for Angelina, who gets a pass by adopting those kids.

Sheryl Crow, for her proposal that we use only one sheet of TP (whether she was serious or not)

Linda Ronstadt, for being a cunt

Joke thief Carlos Mencia

This could be fun.
Celine Dion
Bette Middler
Adam Sandler
Barbara Streisand
Michael Moore

???

Yah, I was wondering about that too...

Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second?

Seriously...she HAS to go! :thepain:

"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.

Geraldo Rivera