Hello People
 

Hi I'm JBKlyde just a goofy person who has wandered into this spot called the cellar dose anyone care to inform me as to what this place is really all about or must I stumble through the darkness to discover the light of this place...

this is a swingers site. go get your wife and come right back. we'll be here waiting.

and don't forget the pictures.

Hey JBKlyde.
It's pretty much what it looks like at first glance. A group pf people who come to chat and share things. Pretty much international, so you'll find people here around the clock.

Think of it as your favourite bar and act accordingly. But bring your own alcohol. And you can turn up in your pants if you like.

Try the stumbling and groping around first. It's usually the best way to get to know us.

Especially the groping.

Welcome!

Glad to have ya Klyde. I would suggest you look over this and lurk a few threads in different forums on here to get a sense of how we all interact, discuss, argue, slander, and generally act like a dysfunctional family.

And just fyi, if you see anything label "NSFW", don't click on it at work or around people who are easily offended by nudity, gore, etc. (means not safe for work)

Other than that just enjoy, talk about what you want just don't be abusive or spammy.

You know what makes me sad? The ones who make the biggest entrance, who make the most noise about how they really like it here and they 'think they'll stick around' are always gone in a few weeks.

Nice to meet you, JB. Hope to see you around.

Ditto people that introduce themselves or their pets with photos. Never hear from them again.

maybe thats what I should have done ;)

which time?

both, wait I don't think I ever said how much I liked it here... nevermind.

That reminds me of a story

It begins with a young boy walking down the middle of an empty road on a hot July day. He has a Jack Russell puppy on a leash, and no shoes on. He's maybe 11 years old. As he comes over a gentle rise in the road, he sees before him a cow lying in the road. It seems that the cow has been hit by a car, and there are skid marks leading off into the cornfield on the right. As he approaches, the cow bellows in pain. The puppy barks....

detour, you'll do fine. :)

Whale Penis. The only place on the internet strictly devoted to whale penis, sorry. ;(

Nice to meet ya! :)

I thought you said,"don't forget the pickles" :greenface :o