Sweet baby Jesus I'm confused
 

lesbian in my class has been flirting with me for two weeks... wtf
making me cookies
hot fireman jokes
texting me constantly
etc.

i do not understand :eyebrow:

She cannot text yo if you don't give her your phone number. Perhaps she just wants to get a good grade and thinks you can help her.

To go from announced lesbian, to being attracted to the strong model of masculinity -- the fireman sort -- suggests someone who just might need a lot of maintenance.

Not the kind of maintenance where you have to buy expensive gifts and do extensive vacuuming, but the kind where you have to figure out why she cries for five minutes after every orgasm.

:rotflol:

Only one way to find out. Remember, this is college. It is a very short distance from lesbian to bi.

Usually when I hear a setup like this, it's preceded by

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ..."

yeah.....fuck her in the ass and dump her. that'll justify her previous decision to become queer.

Yeah, knowing that this chick is college age makes me think that maybe she's not quite as les as she proclaims...or maybe she's keen on a threesum? Lucky you!

Why don't you just ask her straight up if she wants to get down to it? What's the worst that can happen? She must know she's getting you all hot and bothered...so call her on it. If she turns you down, then don't waste your time answering her texts anymore.

That's my tip for the day.

Maybe she's not really a lesbian, but just plays one on Girls Gone Wild?

Remember to wipe your dick on her curtains first.

Lesbiansim in college was very big when I was younger. I dated a woman who was ahard core lesbian separatist. She lived in a man free house with eight other fellow travellers. She was the first to leave the fold. Twenty years later saw 7 out of 8 married with kids. The only real dyke of the bunch was the one who wasn't a separatist. She didn't have a lot of angry at dad issues; she just liked the pie.

loooves the pie

:smack: Loooves the pie.

The boys at work want to know why I laughed so hard with no one in my office

OMG...look what the cat dragged in!