Cum, Fart and Joy.
 

What if you took one of those red Rudolph noses, the battery-powered ones, and put in on a dead deer on the side of the road?

Certainly not the same thing, but for many years, someone in this area stuck a red reflector on the noses of all the deer crossing signs in this county.

We have those industrial, HIPAA shredder bins at work. Somebody decorated one and put a "Letters to Santa" sign on it. lol