Jan 30, 2009: Super Snack
 

Hmmm, Friday image.
Well it's kind of warm, but no too fuzzy.
It is edible though, if you've got the constitution of a garbage disposal.

Holy Taco designed and built this special for the Super Bowl.

http://cellar.org/2009/holytaco.jpg

Guacamole, Queso Dip, Salsa, Sour Cream, Vienna Sausages, Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, Bacon, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Cheetos, Corn Tortilla Chips, Chex Mix, and a 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage for the (optional) Blimp.

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285

I'll take a lot of beer to wash that sucker down. :rolleyes:

I dont know what...

Vienna Sausages, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, or Chex Mix...but I will try anything twice :)

Are they twinkies around the outside? I've only had twinkies once and they are gross!!!!

Around the outside... check.
Gross... check.
Yup, that be them. :D

You can see how it's assembled at the link.

Yes that IS them - little cakes filled with white pus.

Looks like a piece of bacon is trying to escape by climbing over the Twinkies closest to the camera.

Remove the toothpicks before letting your dog eat it.

Truly a gastronomical masterpiece. It'll take a lot of beer to get the balls to eat this.

If you replaced the twinkies with shortie coldcut subs, you might have a more appetizing edifice.

Holy crap! That is crazy!

what, they're hanging the sausage from the light fixture?

You could gain weight just looking at that picture.

I'd eat some of it. Mostly just taking some of those tortilla chips and dipping them in the salsa end zone. That would be fine. The twinkies and bacon are kind of gross though.

This snack, which screams, "eat me," in its own way, is the Jeffrey Dahmer Special. (AMC had a biographical movie about him on last night.) It was concocted by a person who sees his/her fellow human beings as just so many snacks. Every time this person bites into a corn chip, pops a cheese doodle in his/her mouth or munches down a handful of Chex mix, he/she grins wickedly and imagines that the salty taste fits right in, and crunching sounds are from the bones.

"They say he's got to go, g-go-go Godzilla . . ."

There was some guy on NPR who wrote a book on the Super Bowl who said that the National Avacado Council (yea there is a trade group for everything) estimates that on Super Bowl Sunday if you add up all of the guacamole eaten that day it would fill a pro football stadioum 9 feet deep. Be a great place to take a belly flop!

They're lining up on their own 10 and it's first and goal at the 10.

I'm betting on the white cheese team because somebody has et the yellow cheese team running back.