You know you're getting on a bit when....
 

after petting your cat or dog, you leave more hairs on their coat than they do on yours...

...when your corneas get hard but your cock doesn't.

SPEAK UP MISSY I CAN'T HEAR YOU

There, fixed it for us. :eyeball: :eyeball:

...you notice how young a policeman looks.

...you go to a festival and think the music is too loud.

...you find yourself following the plot of the Archers (for the Brits).

.... you need glasses to clean your glasses.

fixed that for ya

...you make grunting noises when merely standing up out of a comfy chair.

You go to the zoo, and you feel smug & happy when you pull your AARP card out to get the discount on entry fees, and only later realize that they asked you if you had one first.

...when you place a mirror on the back of the toilet so you can admire your piss hard while it lasts.

...you sit down in a rocking chair and can't get it started.

...you see a pretty girl walk by, and your pacemaker raises the garage door.

...you sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak, and they stay there.

...you burn the midnight oil... until nine thirty.

...when you worry that fucking the brains out of the younger guy who's been checking you out will ruin him for all the other girls he'll meet in his life.

you worry too much. That's his problem.... :D

I'm with Monster on this one, Shawnee. HE obviously thinks YOU are hot... why worry about the girls he MIGHT be with some day in the future? Knock his socks off already :)