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where are the fnords

03-20-2009 06:17 AM

mail ordering a rock

Thursday March 19, 2009
Stephen Colbert
asked his audience to play a game of
ROCK paper scissors

his studio address is the following
733 11Th Avenue -><- New York, NY 10019-5051

if you send your rock now, it should arrive in time for fools day

Shawnee123

03-20-2009 10:38 AM

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I don't get it. Besides, I only play Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.

Tiki	03-20-2009 11:59 AM

Hmmm if I do any shipping today or tomorrow I'll be sure to send him a rock.

lumberjim

03-20-2009 12:13 PM

what size rock would you recommend?

Trilby

03-20-2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 547347)

what size rock would you recommend?

What size rock do you have?

lumberjim

03-20-2009 12:15 PM

oh! a regular rock!

nevermind

Trilby

03-20-2009 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 547351)

oh! a regular rock!

nevermind

See? You've answered your own question.

ZenGum

03-22-2009 07:50 PM

... and a bag of gravel ...

motown01

03-23-2009 04:26 AM

I wonder how the postal service feels about people sending rocks in the mail

Tiki	03-23-2009 10:53 AM

You can actually stick the address label and the postage directly on the rock, FYI.

Sundae

03-23-2009 11:12 AM

If'n you got money to send a rock, you got $ to send me treats.
Just sayin'
Cos I got grief re offering to send treats to Merkins.
Issue resolved, FTR

lumberjim

03-23-2009 11:12 AM

why send a rock and not just a piece of paper?...cuz he'll punch you in the face

Quote:

Originally Posted by S. COLBERT

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

LabRat

03-23-2009 12:06 PM

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If someone could please send me this rock ASAP, I'd be willing to cover the extra postage. TIA.

:yum:

Clodfobble

03-23-2009 02:42 PM

Huh. It looks like that big shoulder tattoo ought to be visible in the picture on the left. I wonder if they really are before-and-after shots, or if he routinely covers it up with makeup?

LabRat

03-24-2009 08:57 AM

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That is a relatively recent tattoo. Here is the history and supposed meaning, if you are interested. But more importantly, linkie has more pics :D.

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