Spilling is ruining the English muffins
 

So stop doing it. My muffins are soggy.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...565#post553565

"Muffin?" Is that some kind of, um, euphemism?

Use some crispy bacon to stop the drippy, lovely egg yolk. :yum:

I think it is! :eek:

i think you're both thinking of 'cookie'

Nah, the ex called my bodacious ta-tas "muffins." :rolleyes:

As long as they aren't sagging you should be all set. :blush:

(looks down) Nope, not these babies!

Best one yet, Shawnee!

btw, I prefer crumpets but ya know what? Those things are hexpensive!