A patron saint of the net?
 

Catholics have a patron saint of damned near everything. Now, there is one proposed for the internet: St. Isidore of Seville. There's even a prayer you can say. :)

"Lord, keep me from drooling over Internet porn, spreading spam and wasting my day in the Cellar."

One outta three ain't bad. Batting a .333 in the majors is pretty damn good.