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SteveDallas 05-20-2009 07:52 PM

Ginger or Mary Ann?
 
With all these polls, somebody had to do it.

lumberjim 05-20-2009 07:53 PM

jkl;

SteveDallas 05-20-2009 07:54 PM

I thought it would hold the post till I could get the poll done.

TheMercenary 05-20-2009 08:46 PM

Damm! the first poll where I want them both.:3some:

lumberjim 05-20-2009 08:50 PM

ginger would give you herpes.

mary ann would make you dinner after

TheMercenary 05-20-2009 08:51 PM

But I don't want to be dinner.

ZenGum 05-20-2009 11:34 PM

You would if Mary Ann was eating.

Shawnee123 05-21-2009 08:12 AM

Eh, Mary Ann plays little miss innocent and naive, and all the men think it's just a facade. No guys, she's really that dumb. In 15 years you'll be on that island listening to her nag at you and scream at your 12 children.

"If you go out with the Skipper and stay out all night again, don't expect the hut to be unlocked when you get home."

Now Ginger...there's a woman.

That's what I would think if I were a guy.

:lol:

SteveDallas 05-21-2009 08:31 AM

You think Ginger wouldn't be nagging after 15 years and 12 kids?

Or are you just being a contrarian and making sure Ginger gets at least one vote?

Shawnee123 05-21-2009 08:35 AM

No, Ginger wouldn't have 12 babbies, and would probably be bored with the men on the island in a year or two, and will take up with that pesky native guy who lives on the other side of the island.

But hey, y'all make your choices. This is a chance to not act as you would in real life. Don't come posting here "My wife Maryann doesn't understand me. My wife says I need a better job. My wife won't have sex with me" when you wake up disillusioned and hen-pecked.

I always liked Ginger better: she's not afraid to be a real woman.

glatt 05-21-2009 09:02 AM

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This poll sucks. Why only two choices?
:P

Shawnee123 05-21-2009 09:19 AM

:lol:

Yeah! That woman has been around the block, and could teach Gilligan a thing or two.

Crimson Ghost 05-21-2009 10:16 PM

Dragged around the block...

Let's be honest.
Ginger always seemed like a cocktease.
Maryanne, however, was probably an animal in the sack.
Ginger will let you sleep while she goes though your wallet.
Maryanne would wake you up with a blowjob.

Shawnee123 05-22-2009 11:20 AM

Men are so naive. ;)

Quote:

Maryanne would wake you up with a blowjob.
To get you to marry her. After that, all bets are off. :lol:

SteveDallas 05-22-2009 12:43 PM

The question never said anything about marrying. Or not marrying--I guess you can project what you want.


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