| xoxoxoBruce |
06-07-2009 12:55 PM |
Help for Geek Virgins
The ever resourceful Dutch have found a niche market to exploit... geek virgins.
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Vialet and some of her college friends have established an escort service that caters to geek virgins hoping to engage in horizontal refreshment for the first time.
Vialet has been in business for over a year and tells Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf she’s had “a lot of demand from virgins” - most of them from the IT sector.
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Sounds like a great birthday present or prize for an office pool.
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Zoe has an elite team of five girls “specially trained” to give geeks the sexual experience they’ve never had. However, Vialet and her geek-pleasuring all-stars aren’t interested in quickies.
Vialet believes that geeks need to be “coached” in the ways of love. Therefore, geeks are brought along slowly during the prolonged personal coaching sessions to teach the nerdy virgies how to properly please a woman.
Vialet says, “every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.”
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Hopefully the "graduates" would share their newfound knowledge with the geek chicas. ;)
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