A Quicker More Efficient IQ Test for Internet types
 

Especially suitable for Dwellars. we'll have your smartfactor pegged in minutes.

1. Have you ever created a lolcat?
   1. No. Teenage drivel
   2. Several. I often improve on other people's too
   3. Once. But nobody got it.
   4. I'm more of a thread-bomb type person
2. Are you Libertarian?
   1. absolutely
   2. absolutely not
   3. none of your business
   4. is that like a more gentle Liberal?
3. Is that a Shark or a Dolphin?
   1. No.
   2. Yes.
   3. Candygram
   4. In-jokes are so childish
4. How often do you wear odd socks??
   1. never
   2. occasionally
   3. don't know, never check.
   4. what sort of crappy IQ test is this anyway?
5. Have you ever posted your own poetry on an internet forum?
   1. yes
   2. yes, if you count limericks
   3. I couldn't find the nerve ....yet
   4. poetry is a sign of emotion which is a sign of intellectual inferiority
6. How often do you discuss current affairs?
   1. never. i get enough "news" from my TV,
   2. hardly ever. history is a better source of wisdom
   3. if it's not current, what's the point?
   4. so you hears about Brad and natasha too?
7. Have you ever been rickroll'd?
   1. yes, but not since early 2007
   2. Rickroll'd?
   3. Oh no, you di'int!
   4. I'm a total sucker, they get me everytime
8. How do you do on regular IQ tests?
   1. 130+
   2. Never bother with them
   3. Not well, they seem more like geometry tests
   4. 75 lolz
9. What is your IQ?
   1. Isn't that the point of this quiz?
   2. 100 or less. i hate those tests
   3. 100-140
   4. >140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test
10. Did You cheat on this test?
    1. Of course.
    2. Of course not
    3. I was just reading it, I didn't really pick answers.
    4. Not until I got to question 3

scores (highlight to reveal)

1. 1. 15
   2. 15
   3. 20
   4. 10
2. 1. 10
   2. 10
   3. 15
   4. 5
3. 1. 10
   2. 10
   3. 15
   4. 20
4. 1. 5
   2. 15
   3. 15
   4. 10
5. 1. 20
   2. 10
   3. 5
   4. 30
6. 1. 10
   2. 15
   3. 20
   4. 5
7. 1. 15
   2. 5
   3. 15
   4. 10
8. 1. 20
   2. 20
   3. 10
   4. 5
9. 1. 0
   2. 0
   3. 20
   4. 0
10. 1. 20
    2. 20
    3. 0
    4. 30

So what did you score? hmmm? Add 'em up.. c'mon..... is it freaking scarily accurate or what?


eta: sorry the scores highlight thing doesn't show the question/answer numbers too well, but, you know, if you can't work it out, deduct 50 anyway.....

125

I'm above expected, for a dwellar.

(Yes I did take it and score it!) :)

OMGz I must have fucked up somewhere!!!11!!11!

...but you are one of the brightest dwellarz...

According to my answers I'm 165. I don't think that's freakily accurate. I'm sure there are plenty here to agree with that. :)

it's Ok -that's post-partum extra smartness, you're excused.

plus you posted on PD, so thet raised your score exponentially, even if it's only temporary....

I've never heard of that before.

Well that's coz yer all busy with bein' smart an' shit

oh right...yeah...ok

I got a buck 42.50

Good thing it wasn't a test on the maths.

you're deducted 30 for being indecisive

I got 135.

Question 9 is missing a choice:

e. >140 and I live to rub everybody else's face in my superior intellect

+50

Mine is 505, but I cheated. I knew the answers ahead of time.

I cheated but I only got 93