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Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 10:51 AM

All that and a bag of chips!
 
http://www.newsok.com/feed/box-of-ch..._headline_news


A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.

Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.

According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.

The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.

Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.

When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said.

Smith was arrested on complaints of prostitution and suspicion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.

Flint 06-24-2009 11:27 AM

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The man was not arrested.
Of course--trading corn chips for sexual favors is not a crime!

Shawnee123 06-24-2009 11:29 AM

Hahahaa. Next they will arrest bar skanks for slutting around for free drinks!

Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 577113)
Hahahaa. Next they will arrest bar skanks for slutting around for free drinks!

Oh crap!!!!


(and who you callin a skank?!!!) hehehe


But at least i don't do it for chips...although I AM Free-To-Lay!

Shawnee123 06-24-2009 11:50 AM

You're the Frito Bandito?

That man should be more discriminating, he might get a Sociable disease.

Ba dum dum

Flint 06-24-2009 12:10 PM

Once you pop, you can't stop.

Trilby 06-24-2009 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 577087)
The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.

Picking up a prostitute is the only one sure way to work out those marital problems.

Way to go, bro.

Trilby 06-24-2009 12:36 PM

PS

Is this a tough economy or what?

Queen of the Ryche 06-24-2009 12:38 PM

I'd do it for a case of haggis......

Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche (Post 577151)
I'd do it for a case of haggis......

Heck, you'd do it WITH a case of haggis. lol!!!

Queen of the Ryche 06-24-2009 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 577153)
Heck, you'd do it WITH a case of haggis. lol!!!

Like you wouldn't........

Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche (Post 577168)
Like you wouldn't........

Nope. Haggis makes my 'roids itch. :eek: lol!!!!!!

Queen of the Ryche 06-24-2009 02:47 PM

They make a cream for that.........are you allergic to Scots?

Shawnee123 06-24-2009 03:51 PM

She wanted chips? I thought she was looking for peanuts.

Sheldonrs 06-24-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche (Post 577174)
They make a cream for that.........are you allergic to Scots?

Not allergic to any man, regardless of what country they're from. :D


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