Gdansk!!!
 

Gdansk!!!

And other cities whose names would make excellent swearwords!

Cumnock (Scotland)

Used in a sentence: She was a real cumnocker.

The meaning of Liff

Giving definitions, not just as swear words, to other under used place names ( in the UK)

Wimbledon :(

That's an awesome site, beest. :D (not the Wimbledon, the website)

:smack:

Hmmmmmmm......

Well, I am not sure it's even possible to Humpjustonelip.

Can't believe Rawtenstall isnt on that list

Ohiopyle. It's in southern Pennsylvania.

Met a guy from there once in a Georgetown coffee shop. He pronounced the town with an even stress all the way through the word, almost like a phrase. He said it was a pretty place, but had no jobs.

From the book (although it might be The Further Meaning of Liff or somesuch) I can confirm Amersham is correct. It's the word meaning a tickling in the nose that foreshadows a sneeze - but only the foreshadowing, the sneeze may never come to pass. It's based on the Tube lines at Amersham station (Bucks) which tick and fizz and imply a train is imminent... yet it doesn't actually arrive.

Back on topic.
Chew Magna.
Yum yum.

Westward Ho! isn't a name of any great antiquity, but it does have an exclamation mark, and is therefore a notable direction to ladies engaged in the world's oldest profession.

Fatu Hiva (French Polynesia)
Waho (New Caledonia)
Poon Saan (Christmas Island)
Cockburn (Australia)
Artashat (Armenia)
Chittagong (Bangladesh)
Mörön (Mongolia)
Dudinka (Russia)
Assia (Cyprus)
Boon Lay (Singapore)