Common Sense
 

Coworker:
How much does a gallon weigh?
Isn't it eight pounds?

Me:
It depends on what it is...

Coworker:
It's milk.

Me:
[shrugs and walks away]

Coworker:
[putting a gallon of milk on a scale]
It says nine pounds!



I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers.

For an encore, you could have asked her which takes up more space, a gallon of gold or a gallon of feathers?

Or -

What has a higher IQ, my dear cow-orker, a pound of dogshit or you?

Or which one will take off first when you put them on a treadmill?

some people sleep through the third grade, and it messes them up their entire lives . . .

A pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold.

Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you.

ha ha ha ggis

No he is right if you buy a pound of feathers then buy a pound of gold the feathers will be heaver, for gold is measured in troy weight

I think you missed the pun.

But what about a pound of Heathers?

Great movie!