How Old Were You When You First Got Laid?
 

Seems a fair enough question in light of the dope smoking question.

I am, of course, referring to voluntary, consensual sexual intercourse. I am fully cognizant that a startling number of people, mostly female, may have lost their virginity under bad circumstances, and I don't want to bring up any bad memories for anyone. In fact, I want anyone who was responsible for creating such circumstances to have their genitals slowly dissolved with acid.

I do hold out the hope that the greatest number of Cellarites lost their cherry in an agreeable way. This is, of course, an anonymous poll.

17.

I'm picky.

19 years, 2 months. Merry Xmas to me!

13. I was .. something of an early bloomer.

Between 15 & 16, but I'm not sure if it counts since we didn't finish. If that doesn't count than I was 18. Sadie Hawkins Dance senior year of high school with a girl I met at the dance that night.

16.

But I really had to sit and try and remember for sure if I was 15 or 16. I'm actually pretty disturbed that I'm already forgetting stuff like that.

18. First "love." All that stuff...

17, and the same guy I'm sleeping with now.

late bloomer. College. I guess I was picky. Yeah, that's it. Picky. High standards. Nothing at all to do with being a socially inept nerd in high school.

Does oral count? Although my answer won't significantly change, the oral part came first. My then-gf was blowing me in my bedroom while our parents were outside at a family BBQ. My mom was sneaking up the stairs, stepped on the creak which I heard. We jumped up, looking for some way to hide a massive boner in three seconds or less. I wound up sitting down again and pulling her (fully dressed) onto my lap.

Mom only saw us fully dressed, giggling like a pair of happy babies, looked at us strangely and told us that the food was ready and to come down. I told her we'd be "right there". (as soon as I put "it" away).

I was 18. Did it in the front seat of his car. He was my boss at the time. We later moved in together (some time just after he got me stoned) then got engaged, but then he biffed me one night when he was drunk, so I left him. That's it in a nutshell.

eta: it's amazing how a whole relationship can be summed up in a couple of short sentences.

Well, there's a new word for me. :neutral:

It was good.

I was going to try and specifically exclude oral, hand jobs and productive dry humping simply because it's too damn hard to put into a poll.

If we include oral, then I get to rewind to my 16th birthday, when I got my first blow job. Had lots and lots of oral sex that year, but no actual intercourse until I was 17, and then only because it was with a different girl.

19. I was shy in high school but I did have three chances when I was 16. I either got screwed over or didn't really find the girl attractive. If oral is counted, 15.