Have you ever butt-ƒucked a dead dog in the ass?
 

Please be honest--this is an anonymous poll. . . . I'm doing...research.

May we ask where else one would butt-fuck a dog but in the ass?

Well, she *was* pretty damn ugly, so, yeah. No, wait. She was alive. Just dead drunk.

I've just voted no. I wish I could think of a witty reason why!

What if it was a dead ass, and I ... in the ...

Hey, Flint has butt-fucked people in the mouth, so...there you go.

No but We've just got through thor's birthday party and I could introduce you to an 8yo who most probably would. After he killed it. Beest and I independantly noted that he has mass-murderer tendancies. He is already into stomping on dead birds that he finds in the back yard (thanks demeter) and making his penis the center of attention. butt-fucking dead dogs is probably on tomorrow's to-do list

what kind of research are you doing, Flint??!!?? :eek: To see how many people would even answer this question? :eyebrow:

It was only mostly-dead.

Sometimes I do not like the Cellar.

old lady

yeah? maybe if I'm old enough I'll get dementia and forget shit like this. I should be so lucky.

I'm going to assume it's something metaphorical, and sidle away.

Isn't this title a little... redundant?

I mean, honestly, where else can you butt-fudge a person, or critter?

Unless you're asking whether anyone has ever butt-fudged a dead dog, whilst inside a donkey? Something akin to when Luke Skywalker was placed inside a dead Tauntaun, only with additional bestiality thrown in, for good measure?

Furthermore... Who voted "yes?" ;)

You guys are new here.

I'm concerned about the ethical implications. How can a dead dog give consent?