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Spexxvet 10-22-2009 09:12 AM

PRO ---- castration
 
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21205

"It's always better to put of until tommorrow, what you can castrate today"

BTW, I'm ANTI ---- castration. :sniff:

lumberjim 10-22-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 602582)
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21205

"It's always better to pull off tommorrow, what you can castrate today"

BTW, I'm ANTI ---- castration. :sniff:

now it's funnier

joelnwil 10-23-2009 04:04 PM

It has been done over a rugby team.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle191436.ece

"It came in February after Wales won in Cardiff with Gavin Henson clinching victory.

Victory ... Gavin Henson, left, and Gareth Thomas celebrate Wales' win over England

Victory ... Gavin Henson, left, and Gareth
Thomas celebrate Wales' win over England

Geoffrey said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance.

“It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won.

“I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom.

“Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I’d said and thought he had left them for me.

“I thought, ?Oh no, I haven’t got to do anything like that have I’? Then I thought, ?You can do it’.

“So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain ? but I just kept going.

“The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.”

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0UnN9TSJ4

xoxoxoBruce 10-24-2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom.
You can't tell me he ain't crazy. :headshake

spudcon 10-24-2009 05:07 AM

Or the biggest dummass on the planet

wolf 10-24-2009 12:42 PM

Perhaps he had played rugby in his obviously misspent youth and had some dain bramage?


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