French Translation
 

Please please please . . .
I need someone who can translate a document written in French to English for me. Please PM me so I can email it to you.

thanks

Qu'y a-t-il ? Le babelfish n'est-il pas assez bon pour vous ?

Ok smarty pants - lemme email it to you Pm me an address so I can attach the document.

My email is http://babelfish.yahoo.com/ .

I shall have my digital minions attend to your needs promptly.


Seriously, I cannot speak French; but I can clear my throat while performing pelvic thrusts and stroking my unshaven chin, is that good enough for you?


ETA:

the document is too long and my typing skills too poor to get it all in there - I did the first paragraph and it came out as gibbrish anyway.

The difference between gibberish and fluent French may be smaller than you imagine.

Classic - I'll do it!