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SamIam 11-25-2009 12:37 PM

What will you wish for on your turkey wish bone?
 
I could be lofty and say I wish for world peace, but really what I want is a new flatscreen TV and Show Time. What is your one material wish?

Queen of the Ryche 11-25-2009 12:47 PM

I'll take boobs for $1,000 Alex. I already have the rest.

Cicero 11-25-2009 12:48 PM

A turkey.

Spexxvet 11-25-2009 12:50 PM

A new garage door.

bluecuracao 11-25-2009 04:44 PM

New HVAC; but I wouldn't sniff at a flatscreen TV, if that's what the turkey's giving out.

Big Sarge 11-25-2009 04:53 PM

a new pair of boots. I have a tear in mine & supply still hasn't gotten me new ones

lumberjim 11-25-2009 04:58 PM

i killed a hobo

monster 11-25-2009 05:12 PM

I'd like to be more like Emma, please.

Trilby 11-25-2009 05:14 PM

Can I have new boobs AND cheese? coz that's what I'd like!

monster 11-25-2009 05:40 PM

all new Cheesy Boobz..... more than just a mouthful

ZenGum 11-25-2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 612104)
a new pair of boots. I have a tear in mine & supply still hasn't gotten me new ones

WTF? How can this need not be addressed? Grrr. Boots, people, a soldier on active deployment needs good boots. This is not negotiable. Up there with food and ammo.

I'm doing pretty well RFN, it's even raining here, so I'll use my wish for new boots for Sarge too. Hope they come soon.

sexobon 11-26-2009 01:07 AM

Material wishes ... NOT!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 612113)
i killed a hobo

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 612126)
I'd like to be more like Emma, please.

I wish for good will towards Hobos and Dwellarettes (Dwellars who are minors).

jujuwwhite 11-26-2009 05:46 AM

Boob job just to get them back up from where gravity has called their name.
:eek:
And Boots for the servicemen too!



[quote=ZenGum;612336]WTF? Boots, people, a soldier on active deployment needs good boots. This is not negotiable. Up there with food and ammo.

Sundae 11-26-2009 05:49 AM

I'm going to be all generous and wish for new boots for Sarge.
Hang on, isn't this an episode of Little House on the Prarie? Or was it Little Women.

Anyway, magic turkey grants me another wish because it's altruistic.
I'll have my stomach stapled please.
My new BF will buy me new boobs then.
(Please note, new BF is as fictional - and likely - as the magic wishing turkey)


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