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monster 01-12-2010 09:52 PM

Euphemize me, baby!
 
begs for a poem, but prolly only rhymes with euthenize....

anyhoo, decided that the word "euphemism" should in itself be a euphemism for something... and while waiting for inspiration, I thought I'd euphemize some dwellar names. nothing personal, no offence intended and all that..... and join in whenever.....

shawnee123 verb
to discourage unwelcome advances by giving a warning, then firmly placing the patella in the gonadic region

sundaegirl noun
A young lady who proudly displays her "cherry"

limey noun
A person who espouses green (environmentally friendly) ideas for political gain and who is suspected of not actually believing in them

lumberjim 01-12-2010 10:22 PM

you're drunk

Flint 01-12-2010 11:02 PM

Flint. A simple, sharp tool.

jujuwwhite 01-12-2010 11:19 PM

juju = A JuJu is a blessed object that is said to keep evil and negativity at bay.

Shawnee123 01-13-2010 06:09 AM

I love it! :)

Trilby 01-13-2010 06:51 AM

the dirt at new orleans cemetery number one is good juju. I got me some.

Shawnee123 01-13-2010 07:38 AM

monster (v)

to monster something is to take a seemingly normal photograph and transform it into a playground of images, a technique most commonly used on photographs of underground inhabitants and their belongings.

In a sentence: Dude, that photo has totally been monstered...is that a salami or a cock?

monster 01-13-2010 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 626153)
you're drunk

actually I wasn't -there's a first time for everything :lol: ...and the idea came to me while I was out walking yesterday morning. Snow-blinded maybe?

skysidhe 01-13-2010 08:52 AM

I knew you weren't drunk. What's your name monster?why monster?


as for skysidhe?

I don't know. Take your pick.

The good Neighbor

either nice or terrible and hideous

but I was aiming for this:

(a flight of fancy)

A spirit of nature


( and then inside Joke to self at the time)

or air spirit

or spirit of the air head

monster 01-13-2010 04:25 PM

Do you know what a euphemism is? I'm not asking what your name means :rolleyes:

DanaC 01-13-2010 05:37 PM

This thread's been Skysidhed :P

monster 01-13-2010 07:46 PM

:lol: that's more like it.

Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd

I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!"

Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina
an elspode is an orgasm
a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop
xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box
an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts
To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck
To zengum is to swindle.
to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object.

Sundae 01-14-2010 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 626147)
sundaegirl noun
A girl from a lonely street, cold as ice cream but still as sweet... who proudly displays her "cherry"

Fixed it for ya.

Clodfobble (verb)
To overwhelm someone with compassion; (slang) to overwhelm with lust.
Use: She was so sweet I was completely clodfobbled.

skysidhe 01-14-2010 06:26 AM

:p sky-side- ed


Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 626437)
Fixed it for ya.

Clodfobble (verb)
To overwhelm someone with compassion; (slang) to overwhelm with lust.
Use: She was so sweet I was completely clodfobbled.

Very Nicely done.

Nirvana 01-14-2010 09:49 AM

Nirvana (noun)
One who has the nerve to vainly post photos of cute puppies/dogs; attention whore
Use: She is such a Nirvana!


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