Feb 9, 2010: Screw In Coffin
 

It takes so much time and energy to plant somebody, here's and idea who's time has come.
The Screw In Coffin.

http://cellar.org/2010/screwin.jpg

Let the puns, begin... :rolleyes:

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http://images2e.snapfish.com/2323232...5%3B7345nu0mrj

why fuck around with that?

Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!

Thats a great idea, really! An Auger built intoa coffin. that way the zombies are already standing when they reanimate!

But I think Jim nailed a better idea!

I used to be a necrophile, until some rotten cxxx split on me.

Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?

Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!

Action!
 

I like the idea/pic of Lumberjim. It would add some action to a slow standard funeral.
And it would be cheaper.

Death has never stopped either from trying.

Well that will add a new twist to the funeral. I wonder which celeb will take the first turn in one of these?

Now you can get nailed and then screwed.

Aside from the puns, there is some real merit to this idea. I can picture the Army's Mortuary Affairs using something like this. With cemetaries filling up more and more every day, there has been exploration into how to conserve space. Enter vertical burying. My personal take is that everyone should be cremated. It saves a ton of space and piggybacking on xhaos, ashes can't reanimate like corpses.

Cremation takes too much energy. Compost, or better yet, soylent green.;)

the coffin nail gun was jinx's idea.....i just did the photo(paint.net)-shopping.

Screw, in coffin.