Do You Fart When You Cum?
 

Just asking?

yer doin it wrong

the sex or the humor?

The humour seems OK to me!

I've posted this here before, but it seems applicable here:

While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I replied, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.

This reminds me of a friend who was in bed with his gf. They were drunk and messing around, playing, being silly. Suddenly he had a flash of ten-year-old humor. He threw the covers back, raised one leg up high, and cut loose with a massive fart. His gf's face went slack. She could see the wall behind him.

He said the spray-pattern of tiny particles of shit looked just like a shotgun blast.


:sweat:

Ew. Public skid mark.

do your balls hang low
do they waddle to and fro
can you tie em in knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you swing em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
Do you balls hang low?

Actually, one is so posh that one doesn't 'cum'. One arrives. :D

The Honourable Giles Farquharson-Cholmondeley-St.John-Carruthers.

I remember once the dog was in the room and farted. It really smelled things up. It was a definite fartus-interuptus.

gross

I often fart when I masturbate.
Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking.
But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before.

Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.

bend up or down?