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monster 04-30-2010 09:03 PM

Homer... I need Homer...
 
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=4788

Shawnee123 05-01-2010 07:05 AM

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.

monster 05-01-2010 08:40 AM

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

ZenGum 05-01-2010 06:03 PM

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

lumberjim 05-01-2010 09:55 PM


Nirvana 05-01-2010 10:28 PM

DOH!

Elspode 05-02-2010 10:44 PM

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piercehawkeye45 05-02-2010 11:25 PM

Scary. All I see are math variables...

ZenGum 05-03-2010 03:43 AM

I see dead people's languages.

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 07:40 AM

Look at me Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane! By the way I was being sarcastic...

I never realized Homer and I were so much alike. Where's my beer?

Shawnee123 05-20-2010 09:10 AM

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

monster 05-20-2010 09:38 AM

Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
does what ever a spider pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, he's a pig
Lookoooout!
He is a spider pig

monster 05-20-2010 09:39 AM

say shaw, does spider pig make you run away screaming or think of bacon?

Shawnee123 05-20-2010 09:42 AM

Spider pig puts me in an extreme state of turmoil. I WANT to love the bacon, but I HAVE to hate the spider. It's a real conundrum. I have medication for it, though.

dmg1969 05-20-2010 11:10 AM

"Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. "


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