He's singing the small penis blues
 

OK, so we've heard all about prospective employers, dates, stalkers, and the like googling your name to see what pops up, but how would you like to live knowing anyone who googles your name is going to find actual published "news" stories declaring you have a small penis? That's gotta suck.


Rolando Negrin apparently doesn't like being teased about his small cock. After being taunted about his small cock one too many times, Rolando assaulted his cow orker and was arrested.

bwahahahahahah

I was so embarrassed I had to change my name. :o

he'll be found guilty of dickless endangerment. I mean reckless!

If he called out, "My Dixie Wrecked!!" would anyone care?

The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.

maybe it will pay for penis enlargement?

Finally, we know merc's real name! :rotflol:

Let's hope so, poor guy.

That's quite an obsession you have going there...

An obsession is what merc has toward anything Obamaish or Democratic. I could post more about LJ's head. :rolleyes:

Yea, he really wants it.

Small chance

You wish, gay unabomber

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