Have you ever?
 

A simple Y or N will suffice, or provide all the details you want. You can use M (for maybe), but you must explain the maybes.

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass
2. Been caught screwing in the car
3. Been asked to leave a bar
4. Been physically removed from a bar
5. Outran the police in a car
6. Outran the police on foot
7. Passed out drunk in a public place
8. Driven a car over 100 mph
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime
11. Seen Elvis live in concert
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert
13. Touched a hummingbird
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head
16. Served a jail sentence
17. Served a prison sentence
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size

1-20 Y

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Maybe--seems like I should have
2. Been caught screwing in the car Oh, god, yes. By the cops. At age 41!
3. Been asked to leave a bar Yes, but not on my own account
4. Been physically removed from a bar N
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place N
8. Driven a car over 100 mph N
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert Hell no.
13. Touched a hummingbird N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken I don't even want to think about this!
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N
16. Served a jail sentence N
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Daylight? No. Moonlight, yes.
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N

@ gravdgr No really? you don't strike me as that kind of person at all. :rolleyes:



No for me to all 20. I just want to know how you managed to touch a hummingbird. Oh yeah, you were passed out and it um was thinking the fermentation on your breath was some sweet nectar.

"I'm Laughing" Did I just say stinky alcohol breath was sweet nectar.?! lol lol lol!

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - Y, quite a few times actually..
2. Been caught screwing in the car - N
3. Been asked to leave a bar - N
4. Been physically removed from a bar - N
5. Outran the police in a car - Y
6. Outran the police on foot - Y
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - Y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - Y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - N
13. Touched a hummingbird - N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - WTF
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - N
16. Served a jail sentence - N
17. Served a prison sentence - N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - I think so
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - Y, more than once
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - N, people half my size are children and they are weak and defenseless.

2. Been caught screwing in the car - Y, and I was underage (and he was not.) They let us go.

8. Driven a car over 100 mph Y

All the rest are No.

#13 Hummingbird

This is from the Shooting Hummingbirds thread. See the last picture.



This is the only one for which I have a picture.

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car N
3. Been asked to leave a bar Y (politely, as it was past closing, and I was talking with the band and we were all asked to leave)
4. Been physically removed from a bar N
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place N
8. Driven a car over 100 mph Y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert N
13. Touched a hummingbird N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken N
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head N
16. Served a jail sentence N
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight N
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size Y (nut kicked my ass, broke my hand, and then got dogpiled by my cow orkers. Pretty much everybody is half my size. Except this one patient of mine, though, I am half hers.)

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - Y
3. Been asked to leave a bar - Y (at closing time. Otherwise, no)
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - Y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - Y, but I was a kid

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car - Y/N
3. Been asked to leave a bar - Y
4. Been physically removed from a bar - N
5. Outran the police in a car - Y
6. Outran the police on foot - N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - Y
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - Y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - N
13. Touched a hummingbird - N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - N
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - N
16. Served a jail sentence - N
17. Served a prison sentence - N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - Y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - Y
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - N

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car Y Y

5. Outran the police in a car Y
6. Outran the police on foot Y

8. Driven a car over 100 mph Y Y Y

16. Served a jail sentence (no, see #5,6,8)
17. Served a prison sentence (no, see#5,6,8)
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Y Y Y Y Y Y Y +?
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend (childhood) Y Y Y

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass ...... long ago, maybe
2. Been caught screwing in the car ..... yah...
3. Been asked to leave a bar no....I'm much too likeable in person
4. Been physically removed from a bar ...... no
5. Outran the police in a car ......not that THEY know of
6. Outran the police on foot.... only because they were unwilling to get out of their cars. In later life, I realized that it was better to approach them with a smile and talk my way out of it.
7. Passed out drunk in a public place. ........... no wai........... oh wait.... yes... but i was only 14 yrs old.
8. Driven a car over 100 mph............... several times.....and on a motorcycle....
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet. up or accross? (neither)
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime.... nope... only time i got fired was for attendance issues
11. Seen Elvis live in concert. presley? no.
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert.. nope
13. Touched a hummingbird.... no
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken..... i assume you mean rubber.... and no.
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head.... nope
16. Served a jail sentence.... no
17. Served a prison sentence......... no
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight.............. standing up
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend............ sure
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size...... i HAVE no ass.

1-20 Y[/quote]

1. Yes, I went through a naturist phase in my late teens/early twenties.
2. Nearly.
3. Yes, a case of mistaken identity I'm sure!
8. Of course, I've went backwards at that sort of speed!
18. In the narrow daylight maybe.

No to the others.

Have You Ever?

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car - Y
3. Been asked to leave a bar - YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
4. Been physically removed from a bar - Y+
5. Outran the police in a car - sort of - eluded/hid would be better
6. Outran the police on foot - N
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - Y+
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - Y
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - 0
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - N
13. Touched a hummingbird - N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - N
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - Y
16. Served a jail sentence - N
17. Served a prison sentence - N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - Y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - Y (ex-friend)
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - Y studying martial arts - Never underestimate the will of your opponent

No to all 20.

1, 8, 19.

2, almost. We hadn't started yet.