Tasty Emetic
 

4 oz. plain vodka
2 oz. pear vodka
2 oz. apple pucker
2 oz. Rose's lime juice
Ice

Repeat until vomitose.

Only if I get a tiny umbrella too.

How many did you need to get to the vomiting episode?

And how many more for a 220 pounds guy with a liver as sensitive as an Abrams M-1?

is starting time still 9am?

Late start - after 3 pm

Didn't finish the third. It went kinda like this:
1:00 pm Sat leave Philly 'burbs
3:30 arrive at cabin near Wilkes Barre, first point of business, make drink.
After first drink, hike to visit friends, have an old fashioned.
7ish return to cabin, have second vodka drink as dinner cooks.
After dinner, light camp fire, third drink started.
2:30 am Wake up alone and cold by the dead fire, with a vague memory of retching, grateful to be clothed and unsodomized.

I'm heavier than that, but I don't know how sensitive my liver is.

Puh, and you didn't invite me. hmmph

Afraid I'd give you the hobo treatment?

With friends like you, who needs emetics?

It's not how *sensitive* the liver is, it's how *tender* it is.

And how you prepare the fava beans.