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Gravdigr 06-14-2010 05:30 AM

You're on a desert island...
 
You are stranded FOREVER on a desert island. Ocean currents will not bring you anything. But, before you left on your trip, you thought: "What if I'm stranded on a desert island and can never be rescued? I'll need some things."

What example of each of these things did you bring?

1. The only book you will ever read:
2. The only CD you will ever hear:
3. The only movie you will ever watch:
4. The only tool you will ever use:
5. The only entree you will ever eat:
6. The only beverage you will ever drink:
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take:

Of course, none of this matters. We all died in the plane crash, and for six years the rest of us have been waiting for you at the funeral home we built so we could find each other...

Gravdigr 06-14-2010 05:35 AM

1. The only book you will ever read: Yeager!
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Kid Rock - Rock & Roll Jesus
3. The only movie you will ever watch: Rio Bravo or El Dorado - they're pretty much the same movie
4. The only tool you will ever use: Machete
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Hamburger Casserole
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Either Caffeine-free Pepsi, or Long Island Iced Tea
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: I'm not even going to hell without my weed!

dmg1969 06-14-2010 10:58 AM

1. The only book you will ever read: The Art of War
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Metallica - Master of Puppets
3. The only movie you will ever watch: The Godfather
4. The only tool you will ever use: Hatchet
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Pizza
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Coor's Light
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: has to by Mary Jane

Cloud 06-14-2010 11:07 AM

1. The only book you will ever read: LOTR
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Can't pick one--bringing my iPod!
3. The only movie you will ever watch: Star Wars Trilogy
4. The only tool you will ever use: Swiss Army Knife
5. The only entree you will ever eat: bread, cheddar cheese, and apples
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: assuming there's water on the island, I think I'll need a hell of a lot of wine to make things bearable.
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: mj

eta: In light of #7, I'm changing my answer to #6 to Coca-Cola (who needs teeth?)

lookout123 06-14-2010 02:32 PM

1. The only book you will ever read:The Ultimate Guide to US Army Survival
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Entheogen by Bloodlet
3. The only movie you will ever watch: The Empire Strikes Back
4. The only tool you will ever use: Gerber Prodigy knife
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Lasagna
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Water
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Scotch

skysidhe 06-14-2010 06:42 PM

1. The only book you will ever read: How to survive on a desert island or some other such survival guide.
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Rush 2112
3. The only movie you will ever watch: Medicinal plants
4. The only tool you will ever use: Machete or other multipurpose tool
5. The only entree you will ever eat: canned chili with pull top
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: whiskey or some other warming spirit
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Tylenol

classicman 06-14-2010 08:29 PM

1. The only book you will ever read: Survival for Dummies
2. The only CD you will ever hear: Tales from Topographic Oceans
3. The only movie you will ever watch: on what? Hmm
4. The only tool you will ever use: Leatherman!
5. The only entree you will ever eat: Aside from all the seafood? STEAK!
6. The only beverage you will ever drink: Fresca
7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Italian Wine

Undertoad 06-14-2010 09:39 PM

7. The only drug/substance you will ever take: Antibiotics

Survival babies, you gettin' infected from the deep cuts from all these sharp knives yer bringing

lookout123 06-14-2010 10:36 PM

scotch is more widely useful, UT. There are honey bees for my antibiotic needs on my island. ;)

Gravdigr 06-15-2010 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 663101)
3. The only movie you will ever watch: on what? Hmm

On the portable DVD viewer, the same thing you'll hear the CD on...(there's an outlet over by that palm tree.)


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