Why I Don't Take "Mile Long" Poops
 

And there I was expecting an interesting exposé of the life of Flint's lower bowel ... (it's early in the morning, 's'my excuse).

Flint asked, "Why I Don't Take "Mile Long" Poops", so evidently he's still full of shit.;)

Flint needs more bulk in his diet.

Wot Griff Sed.

But if it's a Green Mile, he should dial back on the psyllium -- and the Stephen King.