I'm the ideal wife!
 

Never thought I'd be able to say that, but today I went to a store and to get my hair done and came home $1.22 richer than when I left :D

Are you also the heiress to a brewery?

I hope you accomplished that without mugging somebody; or, becoming a suburban hooker.

Maybe she sold her hair trimmings?

Praytell, monster, how did you accomplish that?

That's the amount in the pocket of the hobo she killed.

I had a customer loyalty thing that got me a free haircut, so all I had to pay was the tip -which was less than the refund I got from the item I returned to the store :D

Ha! Now that is some fine dealing, right there!

why, yes, I am. It's a micro brewery.

You've got a whole brewery in your microwave? :eek:

well, it's not mine yet, but that is where I plan to keep it -we Brits like warm beer, you know....

Why did I expect this thread to be about steak and a BJ?

Cause you're the king of wishful thinking? ;)

I thought that was the mistress' job?

Yes it is, and I'll thank you to quit...oh, oops.

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