A statement of self declaration
 

I am the raindrop in the deluge

I am the snowflake in year’s first snow

I am the grain of sand of the Kauai beach

I am the salt of the Earth.

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. (*dies*)

I am the wind beneath your wings. Please ignore the camera. (*click*)

I am, I said.

I am a rock! I am an iiiiiiiiiiisland!

I am NOT an animal!

I am Present

I am old as dirt.

I am 50% water.

I am protons and atoms.

I have the periodic table contained within me.

I am stardust.

I yam what I yam.

I am under your bed........

I am the sum of all that I've experienced, both good and bad.

I am a part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wherethro’
Gleams that untravell’d world whose margin fades
For ever and forever when I move.
Tennyson

I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

I am the product of your schools.

I am the product of your churches.

I am the product of your society.

I am the fart in the hurricane.

Iams makes good pet food.