What if?
 

What if our legs bent at the knee in the opposite direction? What would a chair look like?

What if, occasionally, we had to blow our ass just like we blow our nose? How big would a Kleenex be?

What if the locations of our assholes and noses were switched? And we sneezed out of our assholes?

What if we didn't have that thing that separates our nostrils, and, instead, we had one great big nostril? What would a line of coke look like?

What if?

It's like that old saying: "If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're upside down!"