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chrisinhouston 08-14-2010 03:47 PM

A letter from the IRS for my deceased parents
 
Just got a letter from the IRS for my parents who died in 2008. It reads:

Mr. F. Basil Summers, Deceased & Eleanor Deceased Summers
(my mailing address)

Dear EFTPS Taxpayer:

For your review, on the reverse side of this letter is the Regulation E information, concerning your rights as a taxpayer. Please read this carefully.

If you have any questions please call the EFTPS Customer Service at 1-800-316-6541

:right::right::right:

lumberjim 08-14-2010 04:16 PM

return it with the message:

"insufficient postage to reach the hereafter"

GunMaster357 08-14-2010 04:25 PM

Got one like that last year from from the French equivalent of IRS for my father who died in 1983. Told them that he couldn't get out of heaven, that they were notified at the time of his death and were welcome to move their asses down to the basement where they kept papers archives to verify it.

Crimson Ghost 08-15-2010 12:26 PM

Hey, they gave you a number.

Call, speak to this CSR, and have them listen to the name.
"Mr. F. Basil Summers, Deceased & Eleanor Deceased Summers"

"Now, you have them listed as DECEASED in your computer. Since you insist on causing me emotional distress, and since they are no longer at this address, you need to change the mailing address."
And make them change the address to the cemetery.

This worked when my mother died.

gvidas 08-15-2010 05:44 PM

Sort of the inverse problem in Japan:

Japan, Checking on Its Oldest, Finds Many Gone

Quote:

TOKYO — Japan has long boasted of having many of the world’s oldest people — testament, many here say, to a society with a superior diet and a commitment to its elderly that is unrivaled in the West.
Related

That was before the police found the body of a man thought to be one of Japan’s oldest, at 111 years, mummified in his bed, dead for more than three decades. His daughter, now 81, hid his death to continue collecting his monthly pension payments, the police said.

Crimson Ghost 08-15-2010 06:10 PM

Is that 111 with or without the SlimJim transformation?

/C'mon, you know you wanna snap into it...

dmg1969 08-16-2010 12:00 PM

Well, it's nice to know that, according to the IRS, we have certain rights as deceased taxpayers. Government stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Even in our rinky-dink law firm, our software is capable of distinguishing between those who are no longer with us and NOT send them mail. :facepalm:

classicman 08-16-2010 12:05 PM

IIRC - you can be audited, well your estate anyway, even after death.

Lamplighter 08-16-2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisinhouston (Post 676547)
Just got a letter from the IRS for my parents who died in 2008. It reads:<snip<

A heretic idea...

The government publishes a database containing SSN's of all deceased persons, so IRS certainly knows your parents are no longer living. (But the IRS computer may not recognize they are both deceased, as an explanation of the wording of the letter)

I believe at least one group of taxpayers (small businesses) are now required to use EFTPS for their tax returns.

So, the IRS may just be informing the Administrator of your parents Estate (or the current Financial Officer of their business) of IRS proposing changes, or errors, or incomplete situations regarding their (final) returns.

Pete Zicato 08-16-2010 04:54 PM

It's obvious, isn't it?

The IRS has figured out how to tax your 'eternal reward'.

xoxoxoBruce 08-16-2010 04:59 PM

You mean the IRS is going to take some of my virgins? :eek:

classicman 08-16-2010 06:27 PM

Oh the horror!

Sheldonrs 08-17-2010 11:51 AM

Well, as they say, the only certain things in life are death and taxes.

Crimson Ghost 08-17-2010 09:21 PM

Well, that's how they got Willie Nelson.
He thought he owed "Texas".

TheMercenary 08-17-2010 10:53 PM

I wish I owed Texas.


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