Sept 3, 2010: Triceracow
 

It was gut wrenching when they demoted Pluto. Even so, it's still there for me.
But then they obliterated Triceratops, claiming it was only a baby Torosaurus.:(
This gaping hole in my childhood, shall not stand!
That huge hole in science, history, and the hearts of children everywhere, shall be filled with Triceracow.

http://cellar.org/2010/trihorn.jpg

Because most commercial cattle herds are polled, Unicows are more common than Triceracows, but that just makes them more magicaler. :p:

Looks like the middle horn is trying to grow back into her skull.

wait...no triceratops??????? WHAT?!

Triceraburger.

She so hooorny!

These kids today, with their pierced tongues and third horns and whatnot.

Looks like she has a horn growing out her ass as well.

It turns out that triceratops is actually just a young torosaurus. However, it's not really triceratops going away but torosaurus.

I try to keep you people up to date on these things, but if you're not going to keep up... :D

I'm glad you were able to fill your gaping childhood hole Bruce.

:D

Somehow that sounds different when you say it, Sheldon.

"Gaping hole" doesn't sound good no matter who says it.

Dehorn the two 'normal' horns, and, it becomes "Uni-Cow".

If it's gay and eats hamburgers, we'll make millions.:yelgreedy

It's already a unique cow. :D

Know how to catch a unique cow?

You 'neek up on her.

Know how to catch a tame cow?

Tame way.