Ban the person below you
 

Own up to your internet crimes. The person below me is banned for posting an opinion on a linked article without actually reading the article.....

I'm sorry, I'll try to do better next time.

Meanwhile, I ban the next person who tries to dispute me

Yeah right--we all know you will not try to do better next time.

The person below me is banned for posting a nude photo in this thread.

Nya, Nya, Nya,... Clod, your banning button doesn't work.

full frontal no less

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:K...yTummy.jpg&t=1

the next person is banned for overuse of "haggis"

snap

Missed me!

The person below is banned for having multiple user names.

Damn you Griff I do not.

The sunumbitch below me is banned for being an asshat, a troll, and a goddam spammer.

I will admit to mild asshattery and reflexive trolling but I never spam anyone. Please see my personal website for proof that I keep it real.

The knuckle dragger below me is banned for drifting that would make Hamilton, Ontario blush.

I once saw a shade of lipsticjk called Ontario Blush. Or was it Orlando blush? Why do they call them blushing brides, btw? All the ones I see are either white as a sheet or caked in so much foundation you wouldn't know if they were actually blue and green paisley-skinned martians.

Next poster is banned for name-calling

Excuse me, it was name changing.

In any case, the user below is banned because it's Thursday.

excuse me, it's Friday....

dickwad below is banned for thinking I was a bloke

I know you are a proper Lady, monster.

I ban the poster below for stealing from the Cellar tip mug. It was full one day and empty the next.

Sorry. I had to.

The person below is banned simply because their posts are terribly boring.

85% of people disagree with you there.

Person below banned for eating velveeta out of the packet